Giant Hams and Tricky Sweatshirts

Hannah has recently proclaimed that her knee popped and her thighs look like giant hams.
Mmmm. ham.
I think she is just frustrated about petty girl troubles.

And also, she was having some issues putting on her sweatshirt when school got out, and she looked like the best retard a friend could ever have! I was laughing so much that I forgot to breath and then I almost died. It was a good refresher from the melancholy feeling I (Shannon) have been having today, because I have to make some changes in my life that will hurt me and others, but will be for the best. I would go into detail but for safety reasons we cannot talk about our personal lives on the blog. except for meaningless things like hammy thighs and stupid sweatshirts.

By the way, if you never thought it was possible to accidentally ask someone out, then you should consult Hannah for advice because she just did, therefore she knows how.
"Would you go to dinner with ME?" is what she just said to a younger freshman minding his own business in the computer lab. If you are JC, then you will be thinking worrisome thoughts after reading that quote, so I will explain the context of the situation. She was simply checking her e-mail and making note that on her facebook Compare People application, her "weakness" is that she is not the Best Dinner Companion. Consequently, she felt the urge to ask a random bystander if he would go out with her. Ha. Ha. Ha.

We love our fans!

Sorry, that was random. Oops. Hannah just told me not to apologize. Ok, I take back my apology for being random. Because that's the point of this blog, she says. Duh.

Sigh.

Hannah is trying to sing. It's really funny, actually. Lol, she just had to stop in the middle of her song to gag at the sight of two sophomores making out across the room. Honestly, who throws a shoe?!

As a final statement, Shannon would like to say that global warming is not to be payed attention to, since she just barely took a practice AP Language exam in which she wrote a synthesis essay about what actions our political leaders should take with regard to global warming. Upon reading the material, she learned that in the last century (CENTURY, HANNAH!) , the external temperatures of the earth's atmosphere have rose 1 degree fahrenheit. ONE DEGREE!! That is nothing. People, you are stupid if you think you're all gonna die from the temperature rising one more degree in the span of our lifetimes.

This concludes our blog for today.
(p.s. is reminating a word? as in, the taste of my minty gum is still reminating in my mouth, therefore hannah, i do NOT want another cookie! comments, please.)